whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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