you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I can't turn off my feet"
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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