Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
