They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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