dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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