I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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