Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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