your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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