it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
OPIZZABONMYDICK
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
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