I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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