I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You can't just leave with hair like that
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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