she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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