she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
