Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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