he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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