guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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