its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You took a bar mat shot.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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