I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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