Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
