I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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