$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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