I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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