Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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