i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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