i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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