Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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