I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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