And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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