i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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