i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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