you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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