NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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