How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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