She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
you didnt know i had herpes?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
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