its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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