Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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