Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
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