She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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