the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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