You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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