Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize