I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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