Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
