listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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