the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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