So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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