ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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