Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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