erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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