haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
People with herpes should wear stickers.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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