You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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