I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I just had sex on a roof
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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