dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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