"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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